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Today’s Asinine Law is brought to you by the Hungry Horses™ Foundation, which I’d like to note does not exist to my knowledge.

Marshaltown, Iowa: It is illegal for horses to eat fire hydrants.

Perhaps I’ve gone insane, or perhaps I’ve found the most awesome phobia in human existence.  Either way, I think we all might get a kick out of this.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

I don’t know who to thank for this phobia’s existence, but it made my day.

Ryan

It’s evolving.

(Video was removed, but it was comprised of a boy blindfolded tossing a log in to a recycled bin. He takes the blindfold off, hands it off to his brother. Brother one sets the projectile log at the feet of brother two, takes a second log, places a wooden board on it to make a teeter totter. Brother two throws the log, hits the other end of the teeter - totter. The other end of the board lifts and cracks him in the nuts.)

Ouch.

Ryan

Genius.

Ryan

Oh.  My.  God.

Ryan

Fajitas are, apparently, deadly now.  My dad is using cayenne pepper to sizzle up the fajita meat and it is smoking up a storm. You can’t walk through the house without your nostrils and throat stinging.

My father has effectively gassed our kitchen.

Ryan

The man’s got a lot of things on his shoulders from Bush screwing up the country.  I wouldn’t be surprised if the folder Bush left for Obama had a note saying ‘Good luck, asshole’ in large print inside it.

I can’t help feeling a bit disappointed, though.  He’s only recently enacted on his first promise - health care.  This is great and all, and he’s still got three years, but I do hope he can pull through.

Good luck, Barack.

Ryan